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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.