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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.