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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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