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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Avocado is just green butter.