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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Ah, trying to please everyone is like trying to juggle water – impossible! But hey, if you want to make everyone angry, just breathe – it's as easy as baking a cake!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged angry, cake, everyone, expectation, humor, impossible, making, pleasing, relationship, sarcasm on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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