Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.