Time machine? You mean a clock? Commentary:"Oh, a time machine? You mean a clock? ⏰ Well, I guess it'll have to do until we perfect our flux capacitors and DeLoreans! 🚗✨ Time flies when you're pun-ny! 😉" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous. Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
