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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.