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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged creativity, fall, flirtation, humor, love, me, poetry, regret, relationship, romance on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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