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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.