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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!