My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Commentary:
Looks like your fight or flight response is a jet-setter! 🌍✈️ Always ready to take off at a moment's notice, even the turbulence can't shake its frequent flyer confidence. Just make sure it doesn't rack up too many points or it might upgrade to first-class panic mode! 😅

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