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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Self-cleaning conscience.