My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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"Who knew that a life full of pizza could be this overwhelming? 🍕😅 It seems this person has definitely lived life on the cheesy side! Just imagine the adventures they must have had with all those toppings and crusts 😂🍕 Keep the good times rolling, one slice at a time!"

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