Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.
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"Ah-choo! Who needs a pat on the back for that sneeze? 🀧πŸ’₯ Looks like someone graduated to dad sneeze level! πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦°πŸ‘ΆπŸ» Better get ready for some β€˜bless you’s’ coming your way! 🀣"

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