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My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.