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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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