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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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"Whoever said 'love at first sight' clearly never tried 'marriage at first date'! ๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’• Just make sure your date is ready to say 'I do' to your fashion statement!"



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