A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got… Commentary:Oh, love the confidence in the face of potential cyber disaster! 😂🖊️ Let's hope that hacker has a sense of humor too! 🤞#StayPositive #BringItOn Related Funny Posts 🤝 Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back. All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory. Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture. All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.