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  • Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.
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  • Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
  • I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
  • Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.
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