A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.