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They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.