Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.
  • Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.
  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
  • Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.
  • The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.