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"Brace yourselves, the boss is back! 🙈🔥 Let the chaos ensue… Please send good vibes and copious amounts of coffee ☕️ as we navigate this treacherous territory of emails and meetings 😅 #PrayForMySanity"

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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68 shares on Discord this month:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

92 shares on X this month:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Breaking via TikTok:

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Shared recently on Instagram:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

Making waves on WeChat:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Going viral on X:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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