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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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