Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.
  • If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?
  • Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
  • 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
  • Things I hate about group work: The group.
  • My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.