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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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