Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Commentary:
“Seriously, with all these people on Earth, someone’s gotta be hiding their ability to turn water into wine by now! 🍷💫 Let’s unleash those superpowers already – I’m ready for a real-life Avengers team to assemble! 💥🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️”

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