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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with lo…

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with lo…

Commentary:
"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, airport, control, fun, fun activity, impulse, impulse control, layover, poor, should, tattoo, us on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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