Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.