Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAirports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control. What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.
