Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with lo… Commentary:"Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares. Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?” I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.
