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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Some people are like ads, just skip.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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