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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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96 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

30 shares on Discord this month:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

58 shares on Telegram this month:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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Seen just now on Facebook:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Going bananas on Messenger:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Going bananas on Messenger:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Breaking via Instagram:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Trending via Instagram:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Spotted on Instagram:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Just landed via Instagram:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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