All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.