Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”