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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Humorous quote about kindness and hot tubs with a playful vibe.

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"Remember folks, kindness is key because you never know when you might get that coveted hot tub invite! 🛁😄 So keep spreading those good vibes and who knows, you might just end up soaking in luxury! #KindnessPaysOff #HotTubGoals"

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21 shares on Discord this month:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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50 shades of single.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Trending via Telegram:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Just shared via Messenger:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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