Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAmazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.