Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
  • It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
  • Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.
  • I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
  • I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.
  • Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.