Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.
  • They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.
  • If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.
  • I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.
  • Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.