And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony. Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony. My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence. Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity. Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.
