And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ce… Commentary:"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month. Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows? You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.
