And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Commentary:
โ€œLooks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas ๐Ÿท๐ŸŒŠ Letโ€™s keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒโ€

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