And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony. Funny Quotes August 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAnd no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning. This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony. My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence. The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
