Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.
  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
  • Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.
  • Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.
  • My nickname in high school was “who?”
  • My brain has too many tabs open.