Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.
  • The problem with rich people is that I am not one.
  • What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.
  • I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
  • Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.