Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.