Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.
  • I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.
  • I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.