Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony." Related funny posts 😂 Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it. A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon. I’m here by unpopular demand.