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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.