Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?
  • They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend.
  • You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.
  • The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.
  • I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
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