Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me. Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me. I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
