As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

As I'm moonwalking away, they didn't even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Commentary:
“Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you’ve got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜”

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