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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

47 shares on Slack this month:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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