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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.