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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.