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"Well, at least this person gets points for being honest about not trying 😂👏 Who needs actual effort when you've got a good excuse ready, right? #TriedButNotReally"

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27 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

88 shares on Slack this month:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

99 shares on WeChat this month:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Shared recently on Discord:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Just shared via WeChat:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Going viral on Messenger:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Spotted on Telegram:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Shared recently on TikTok:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Trending via Telegram:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Just landed via Facebook:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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