At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you. “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say. They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.