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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

17 shares on Discord this month:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Spotted on Reddit:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Just shared via WeChat:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Just shared via YouTube:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Making waves on Instagram:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Making waves on Threads:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Going viral on WeChat:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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