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Earth is hard.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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At least I can say I tried. I didnโ€™t try, but I can say I did.

Clever, humorous quote about pretending to try despite not making an effort.

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"Well, at least this person gets points for being honest about not trying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ Who needs actual effort when you've got a good excuse ready, right? #TriedButNotReally"



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