At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art. Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home. You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks. I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.