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🎨 Taking a leisurely stroll through the art museum like a wise owl in a world of busy bees 🦉🚶‍♂️ Who knew that admiring masterpieces could also be a test of patience and grace? #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheArtGaze 🐌🖼️

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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