Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.