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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.