Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.
  • If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”
  • Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.
  • Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.