Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know! Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBefore you call me an idiot consider this: I know! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.
