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"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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83 shares on Threads this month:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

19 shares on X this month:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Trending via Snapchat:

I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Live now on Facebook:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

Making waves on Messenger:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Making waves on Instagram:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Going viral on Threads:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

My body is a vessel for various dips.

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