Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.