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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.