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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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