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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.