💾 Save Image Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it. 3 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Whoever said 'being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it' clearly knows the secret to a guilt-free snack attack 🍪🥗 Pro tip: Just call it 'diet-adjacent' and you're good to go! 😄 #DietingDilemmas" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it. My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bad, being, diet, enjoyment, follow, food, humor, irony, lifestyle, loss, self-control, weight, weight loss
