Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.