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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, big, eat, food, humor, irony, joke, just, lie, self-deprecation, strong on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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