Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married. Posted on4 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBiblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
