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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Making waves on Facebook:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Spotted on Messenger:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Just shared via Instagram:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Shared recently on Discord:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

Just shared via Twitch:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Just landed via Reddit:

I was dropped as an adult.

Shared recently on Slack:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Jan 22, 2025

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Breaking via YouTube:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Spotted on Facebook:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Reported on X:

Meow means woof in cat.

Live now on Instagram:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Reported on WeChat:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Seen just now on Discord:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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