Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
  • I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.
  • If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.
  • I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.
  • Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.
  • Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.