Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.
  • Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.
  • I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
  • I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir
  • You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
  • Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.