Called in, βIβm a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.β 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic time traveler conundrum – always arriving fashionably late! 🕰️⏳ Who knew time machines also had a sense of humor? 😄 #TimeyWimey" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.
