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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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