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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Just landed via Reddit:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Just landed via Telegram:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Going viral on TikTok:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Seen just now on Facebook:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Spotted on YouTube:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just landed via YouTube:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Trending via X:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Just shared via Discord:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Spotted on YouTube:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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