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  • I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
  • I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
  • Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.
  • Can’t, I’m pulling it together.
  • I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.
  • You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.