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“Ah, ’tis the season for embracing the crap with a side of sparkle! ✨ Who knew that holiday lights could add a touch of festivity to life’s chaos? 🎄 Here’s to turning our ‘crappy’ moments into twinkling triumphs! 💫”
Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.
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