Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”