Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
- Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
- Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
